do you ever feel bad because someone close to you is truly stunning and they make you feel like a very ugly potato but you can’t tell them because it’s stupid and they can’t do anything about it and it’s your own fault anyway
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umm if a girl makes me breakfast you best believe I am going to surprise her from behind and show some love ok
if I make you breakfast you better show me some love you’re dammn right because I don’t even make myself breakfast
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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